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A back pocket ops detective to help you solve those blatantly bleak backend “things that make you go hmmm” moments in real time
Okay, my 6-figure sassypants partner in crime. Lemme know if this sounds a little like what’s going down behind the scenes in your business right now.
A place waaaaay less distracting, where you get to “own” more and “operate” less. Imagine how it would feel instead if:
Ummm, wait. Did you just say I could have a life away from my desk and I’d still have a desk to come back to tomorrow? And, one that feels more corner office-like too?
Uhhh, ye-aaaaaah! And you won’t need to spend those few precious moments you stole away from working “in” your business to solve what right now seems like a “cold case file” either.
PIF, 2, or 3-pay plan available
You built this biz of yours with a big lean towards freedom. But what’s haunting you is this feeling of “hustle” you can’t shake.
Juggling the trifecta that makes your business flush feels that way…Find, sell, serve. Find, sell, serve. Hamster wheels are exhausting.
Problem is, there’s a fourth spoke in that success wheel most big-idea-with-even-bigger-goal-getting brains don’t consider.
The “how do I manage this beauty before she turns into an unruly beast” moment once people discover the gorgeousness you created with all those long hour, late night, fail forward moments.
But, you’re not quite ready for a long-term commitment to something if you’re not sure it can help you “mold” your business into the heart-throb of a perfect mate you’d definitely swipe right on every damn day.
Here’s the switch to shift your “perfect business” from daydream to dream date:
Ummm, wait. Did you just say I could have a life away from my desk and I’d still have a desk to come back to tomorrow? And, one that feels more corner office-like too?
I’ll let you decide which bachelor/ette appeals to you most. Either way, the real world value of one of these hotties you get to date is $1,500.
But the peace of mind they deliver? That’s more like a Mastercard-sized “Priceless” moment.
When the 5-alarm fire in your backend keeps you in ops purgatory long enough to make hell seem like the better option. This DWY jam helps us solve your most pressing problem fast when you use it for things like:
For those times when your promo or launch encounters “Houston, we have a problem” moments. When you choose this option you can:
I’m Patty Woods, your luxury business operations architect and OBM to the internet-famous
Every day I help 6- and 7-figure solopreneur coaches and creatives craft bang-on business ops solutions.
Simple ones, custom crafted to suit their shiny object-seeking, organization-phobic, million-idea-a-minute brains.
Which is exactly how they learn to go from overwhelmed, perfection-loving, people-pleasing burnout to a prosperous, pleasure-filled, mission-delivering boss.
That’s how I wanted to show up in my biz too. I mean, I could just do whatever I felt like and everything would fall into place, right? Because problem solving was my jam.
‘Cept for when it came to my own problems. Ever notice what you’re grade “A” at doing for everyone else takes a back seat when it comes to doing it for yourself?
In the beginning it worked pretty damn good. Filling “problem” gaps with my services. Until my brain got clogged with “too much” I could do pretty well. And blocked me from my favorite play place, strategic operations.
But that all changed when burnout bit me hard. Frustrated. Stressed. Joyless. And eventually, morbidly obese. Which led me to my big “WTFRUD” moment.
What if instead of trying to be “all things to all people,” I just got to be…Great? But, only at what I’m great at. In other words…
Figure the f*ck out what I needed to do to make owning my 6-figure solo-ish business as painless and effortless as I did for others.
To get clear on what I could realistically offer other kickass solo business owners on a budget who needed a hand up. And, they could then work in the genius zones they love, showing up and serving in a way that just felt natural. Pure, unadulterated, unapologetic, ripple makers doing what they do best.
I’m happy to report, that’s exactly what I did.
I figured out “all the things” necessary to operate, market, and grow my business so I actually loved doing it – with a wink and nod from ops strategies I designed to turn my once burned out, overwhelmed, systems-phobic clients into freakishly gleeful zone of genius flag-pole sitters.
Then I pulled the “clean-slate protocol” when contracts came up for renewal and promoted my business to retainer status numero uno.
Which cleared the path for my 1:1 coaching experience, On-Call OBM. I finally understood what allowed me to manage my business in a way that best fit my “you can’t make me” flip-authority-the-bird feisty alter.
Because busting the one-size-fits-most myth of “how to succeed in online business” is a helluva way to make great friends and influence a lot of good people. And, it’s how I get to make way bigger ripples than through one-off services.
So if you’d rather stream live video on a dial-up modem than spend another second figuring out how to enchant your ops so that your business loves you back…
If it’s good for you, I’ll treat this as a two-parter.
First, some of the most common “Help, what do I do?” discussions…
And so much more…If it has to do with making your business hum, it’s on the table. If it’s out of my “jurisdiction”, I’ll point you to a better “detective” to help you solve it. Fair enough?
And, now for part two. Yes, it does work, because Voxer is just the dedicated “channel” to get my focused attention on your problem.
In bite-sized pieces. In the moment. When you’ve got ‘em. So, it’s as easy as leaving me a “voicemail” (which I may even be listening to in real time).
My responses can be all sorts of things depending on what we’re solving for. Could be a simple voice reply. Other times I might send you a screen share video. You might even need a template for project management which I’ll link you to.
It’s why solo-ish-preneurs love it. Access to the exact help you need when you need it without committing to a bunch of Zoom calls on your calendar or locking up funds in a super-sized OBM retainer.
It won’t, at least not fully.
But, what it can do is help you uncover your time-sucking “blind spots” so you get an assist with those sorts of things.
I mean, efficiency is a big reason people keep me on their monthly payrolls. That, and to wade patiently through complex tasks to keep their brains from exploding.
While I won’t be doing the things for you directly, I will help you sort out what and how to best do it to get you where you wanna go as fast as possible.
And, I’ll virtually shoulder check you to make sure you actually do it too.
Instead of thinking about this like you get to delegate what you hate, frame it more like learning to think and act strategically and with less distractions operationally (so the managing part sucks less).
Never fear, grasshopper. It’s kinda my Sixth Sense sniffing out the issues that got you reaching for tissues.
Your gut’s telling you something’s wrong, and it stinks. Tap me in because my gut’s unplugged from the Matrix and knows how to escape the Sentinels dead set on destroying your infrastructure.
Welp, that kinda depends on where you’re at and what I’ve got going on over in my “retainer” schedule.
I limit myself to part-time “perfect fit” retainers only, especially as I’m building my own brand assets.
That said, if your budget can bear it but your brain just can’t, tap on over here to see if I’ve got any openings on my “Systems Adulting” calendar to chat more about it.
Due to the nature of this gig, with live coaching and template sharing components, there is no refund available…
I’m here for you if you’re ready to commit a little time and effort to design your business to work for you.
Which means asking for help when you hit a wall. Shame-free, guiltless, pleasurable biz ops and UX strategy when you need it at a ridiculously low cost. (Seriously – you’ll pay less for my guidance each month than a part time VA!)
I legit don’t want this to be another shiny object, distraction, or an investment you feel ashamed about gathering digital dust because you choose not to use it.
With that in mind, if the way you’ve been doing (or been preached to about) ops and organization before has overwhelmed you and you feel a pull to simplify running your online biz with a little expert help behind the scenes, I’m your girl.
Let me have it – over in my inbox, m’kay? Zap it over to [email protected] for an A you can’t refuse. (Or did I mean refute?)
Is it worth zapping what’s left of your mental energy to solve this backend burnout puzzle yourself?
Or, would you rather…
Set up simple systems that don’t explode your grey matter and allow you to own your business instead of it owning you?
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102 East 2nd Street • Davenport • IA • 52801
563 • 277 • 0027
On Land:
102 East 2nd Street • Davenport • IA • 52801
On the wire:
563 • 277 • 0027
In the box:
On the socials:
Good to knows:
